A chinese call centre Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan! Operator: Yes, you can speak to me. Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan ! Operator : Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this? Caller : I'm Sam Wan . And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent. Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about? Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now , Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital. Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this! Caller: You are so rude! Who are you? Operator: I'm Saw Ree . Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!! Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ... Caller: O h .......God!!! by anon

Two guys were walking their dogs and came across a bar. Since they were hot and tired from walking the dogs they decided to go in and have a drink. Unfortunately, the bar didn't allow dogs. There was no place to safely secure the dogs, so they started thinking of ideas to get in the bar. Then one of the guys had an idea. "Just watch me and follow my lead," he said. He walked into the bar with his dog and the bartender stopped and said to him, "I'm sorry but I can't let you in here." The guy looked at the bartender and asked, "Why not?" The bartender replied, "Well, we don't allow dogs into the bar." "But this is my seeing eye dog," the guy said. "Oh, I'm sorry sir come on in, and by the way, nice golden retriever." The guy went into the bar and the second guy walked in with his dog. The bartender stopped him and told him he can't let him in. When asked why not the bartender replied that you cannot have dogs in his bar. "But this is my seeing eye dog," said the second guy. The bartender looked at the man and then looked at the dog. After a while he said, "Sir, ah... um... a Chihuahua?" The man looked a little puzzled and then said, "What? They gave me a Chihuahua?" by Anon

Two guys were walking their dogs and came across a bar. Since they were hot and tired from walking the dogs they decided to go in and have a drink. Unfortunately, the bar didn't allow dogs. There was no place to safely secure the dogs, so they started thinking of ideas to get in the bar. Then one of the guys had an idea. "Just watch me and follow my lead," he said. He walked into the bar with his dog and the bartender stopped and said to him, "I'm sorry but I can't let you in here." The guy looked at the bartender and asked, "Why not?" The bartender replied, "Well, we don't allow dogs into the bar." "But this is my seeing eye dog," the guy said. "Oh, I'm sorry sir come on in, and by the way, nice golden retriever." The guy went into the bar and the second guy walked in with his dog. The bartender stopped him and told him he can't let him in. When asked why not the bartender replied that you cannot have dogs in his bar. "But this is my seeing eye dog," said the second guy. The bartender looked at the man and then looked at the dog. After a while he said, "Sir, ah... um... a Chihuahua?" The man looked a little puzzled and then said, "What? They gave me a Chihuahua?" by Vijay meanse victory

There must be very few people who do not recognize the Nike Just Do it logo. With a big arsenal of superstars such as Michael Jordan, LeBron James, Andre Agassi, Shane Warne, Maria Sharapova, Venus and Serena Williams. This list is pretty long. The company takes its name from the Greek goddess of victory, Nike. The popular Swoosh logo is a graphic design created by Carolyn Davidson in 1971 for $35. The logo represents the wing of the Greek Goddess.The Nike logo is a classic case of a company gradually simplifying its corporate identity as its frame increases. The company's first logo appeared in 1971, when the word Nike, the Greek goddess of victory, was printed in orange over the outline of a checkmark, the sign of a positive mark. Used as a motif on sports shoes since the 1970s, this checkmark is now so recognizable that the company name itself has became superfluous. The solid corporate logo design check was registered as a trademark in 1995. The Nike logo design is an abstract wing, designed by Carolyn Davidson, was an appropriate and meaningful symbol for a company that marketed running shoes. The JUST DO IT slogan and logo design campaign communicated such a strong point of view to their target market that the meaning for the logo design symbol evolved into a battle cry and the way of life for an entire generation. Isn't it amazing how a small symbol we call a logo design can make a company into a huge success. by Nike Logo